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10 Naughty Costumes That Will Help Virgins Get Laid

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All virgins should get consent, not candy, before they use these 10 naughty Halloween costumes to get laid.

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Stella Rae

After finding work at a sex toy store during college, Stella Rae began to reveal and explore her deviant side. Bringing her love of sex toys into amateur porn was her calling and she excelled at it. Stella has recently found love and retired from the adult movie world, but has brought her sex experience and sass to FGM to finally put that college degree to use.

Sacks of candy won’t be the only thing to get filled this Halloween. All 10 of these costumes were designed to help virgins get laid, which will soon make virginity as mythical as the Headless Horseman. Just remember, a costume is not consent. In order to pop that cherry, you will need the consent of everyone involved. So whether you want to show less skin by being a sexy Mario, or you prefer to be a hot nerd ready to show off your skills in Sex Ed., this list has something for every virgin who is trying to ditch her V-card. Judging by how sexy these costumes actually are, bobbing for apples will turn into bobbing for something else this Halloween. These 10 naughty costumes that will help virgins get laid which will lead to screams of pleasure, not fear.

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10. Angel

Every virgin has a halo over their head to show off the good girl that they are. But who said angels couldn’t be super sexy? In this sequined glam outfit you are sure to look as angelic as you do hot. With the devil on the inside and the angel on the outside, it’s only a matter of time before one takes over, and with an outfit this sexy, I’m sure the angel will be succumbing to her devilish ways.

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9. Prisoner

Don’t be a prisoner of your virginity any longer. Break out for the first time and see what’s out there. From now on, the only time you’ll be locked up is in the bedroom, especially since this costume comes with handcuffs. This striped dress with red accents is a one shoulder ensemeble and comes with a matching hat. Add some fishnets to the look to sex it up even more.

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8. Catwoman

Catwoman isn’t the only hot pussy in town this Halloween. This pleather zip-up bodysuit won’t stay zipped for long with its low cut skirt. The virgin who wears this sexy suit will be irresistible as she unleashes her inner bad girl, possibly with Batman at this year’s Halloween party. The costume includes a bodysuit, a skirt with a tail, a headpiece, goggles, gloves and boot tops. But we don’t suspect you’ll be wearing all that for too long.

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7. Zombie Bride

A bride is supposed to save herself for marriage, but does it count if she’s a zombie bride? This hot costume is perfect for any virgin who is into the zombie craze. Sink your teeth or your nails into the man who stakes his claim on you as you try to turn him into a zombie. A couple love bites never killed anyone.. I think. The tattered, stitched, and shredded short, sexy wedding dress comes with a train and veil and looks hot coupled with a pair of printed tights and heels.

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6. 50′s Girl

The girls of the 50′s were so modest in their poodle skirts. Men were always wondering what was going on underneath. They’ll be saying the same about the hot virgin in the poodle skirt this Halloween when you dress up as a 50′s Sweetheart. The simple pink skirt features an elastic waistband and is easy to match with any black top. In this outfit you will be ready for a night of swing dancing which may lead to a night of swinging.

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5. Mario

Help to unclog the pipes when you dress up as Mario this Halloween. As a virgin, wearing anything too revealing might make you anxious. But with this sexy Mario costume, the skin tight outfit is hot without showing too much skin. The costume comes complete with the jumpsuit, hat, mustache, and glovlettes. When you show up to a party in this costume, all the members of Mario Kart, Princess Peach included, will be racing to see who can rear end you first.

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4. Nun

Nuns swear to a life a celibacy. And we could say the same about virgins too. Until now. In this naughty nun costume, you’re more likely to be screaming “Oh God” as you are brought to orgasm heaven. And God will be welcoming you to his kingdom with open arms in this sexy turtleneck dress. The attached tulip skirt features cross details and costume comes with a headpiece and black glovlettes.

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3. Mime

No one complains about a girl who doesn’t talk a lot, especially a girl who is extra good at using her hands to get a point across. That is exactly the type of girl who should be a mime for Halloween. This black suspender-style jumpsuit features an attached striped tube top, a red scarf, and a classic beret. The virgin who wears this outfit might never have to speak, but using her mouth and hands in all the right ways may result in her being a screamer.

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2. Nerd

If you were my homework, I’d be doing you all over my desk. While this may not be the first thing the nerdy virgin will say, it won’t be long until she is highly educated in Sex Ed. This short dress is styled to look like a T-shirt with a plaid skirt and even comes complete with a plaid bow tie choker and eye glasses. Pair it with some thigh high stockings to get the ultimate nerd look that you’re going for. Grab your school day necessities and get ready to pull an all-nighter in this sexy nerd costume.

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1. Unicorn

Nowadays, virgins are as rare as unicorns. However, that doesn’t mean that we can’t still have faith. Be the most sought after creature at the party in this Unicorn Hooded Dress. This playful white outfit features furry rainbow accents on the sleeves, ears, a mane, and the horn. Looks like unicorns won’t be the only thing that’s horny this Halloween.

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