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10 Reasons Why The Pussy Pillow Is The Best Pillow To Own

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Don’t forget to use your Pussy Pillow for all 10 of these activities in order to have naughty fun because its the best pillow to own.

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No Brazilian for this pussy. Pussy pillow that is. When people around the globe think of the world wide web, two things come to mind: cute cats and naked women. Both furry, both entertaining, and both hallmarks of our great information highway. So, in the spirit of historic combinations like peanut butter and jelly, beer and pizza, and cash with free time – the pussy pillow is it’s own unholy marriage. On one side of the pillow there’s an adorable, fluffy feline, and on the other a beautiful, completely symmetrical vagina. The Internet’s two favorite things… and now you can sit on both of them at once with our patent-pending Pussy Pillows! Use it as a comfy place to rest your head after a hard day’s work, relax with your favorite partner, or gift it to your grandmother – you decide. There are several different uses for the Pussy Pillow, including sexy pillow fights, during loud steamy sex, and especially to carry in your Titty Tote. Here are 10 uses for the pussy pillow and why it’s the best pillow to own.

Pillow Fight

We’re not even sure why pillow fights are so insanely hot, but they are. Like insanely hot. Maybe it’s because they usually only happen in bedrooms with women wearing lacy underwear and giggling. But seriously ladies, if you ever want to get a guy’s attention, just pick up your Pussy Pillow, take off your top, and start wailing on your best friend. It’ll work every time. The Pussy Pillow adds another element of fun and sex appeal to an already over the top wet dream of every male. If the pillow fight is just for fun, use the cute kitten side to deliver some fluffy taps that will make the other person smile. However, if the pillow fight is getting a little naughty, use the pussy side to deliver a real blow. Either way, the Pussy Pillow is a must have in any good pillow fight!

Take On A Trip

What’s the point of traveling anywhere if you can’t take your favorite pussy along for the ride? The Pussy Pillow is the perfect companion for any long road trip, international flight, or train ride to the city. By taking the Pussy Pillow with you, you will have a cat to hug if you get lonely and a pussy to hug if you are feeling even lonelier. The Pussy Pillow is great to rest your head against the car window as you spend countless hours driving down a seemingly endless highway. Or use it as a conversation starter when you’re sitting elbow to elbow with a stranger on a delayed flight to see your parents for the holiday. No matter what your reasons are for bringing the Pussy Pillow along for the journey, it will always be ready for the ride!

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TITTY TOTE

Elevate The Pelvis

For years, people have been using pillows to help enhance their sexual experiences. By placing pillows under the woman’s lower back and having her pelvis at a better angle during the missionary position, the man is able to penetrate her in a much deeper way. Some sort of physics is involved in this process, but who really cares about the science of it; a good fuck is a good fuck. A Pussy Pillow will also work wonders when you are going in through the back door. Simply place the Pussy Pillow underneath the lady’s lower belly and let her ass rise to the occasion. Or if cunnilingus is your specialty, place the Pussy Pillow in the same place you would for the missionary position will be ideal for maximum access for you and maximum pleasure for her. And really, that’s all women want: a guy who knows what he is doing and how to use the Pussy Pillow effectively.

Bed For Your Pussy

You know all of those adorable porn videos people love to watch? Well, the Pussy Pillow brings those two loves into one wonderful pillow. So, what could be even better than that? How about some pussy on pussy action? No, we are not talking about a long night of scissoring. Instead, we are referring to using the Pussy Pillow as a snug little cat bed for your favorite feline. Your kitten will start purring happily the moment they curl up on the Pussy Pillow and won’t want to do anything for hours. Plus, no matter what side your cat lays on, he will always have a pussy friend to snuggle with.

Build A Fort

What man hasn’t dreamed of being surrounded by pussy? Now with the Pussy Pillow, a dream can be turned into a reality. All you need is a dozen Pussy Pillows arranged strategically into a fort. One you have built the fort, simply crawl inside and enjoy being surrounded by pussy. Or if you are looking to please your cat loving girlfriend, reverse the pillows and let her enjoy sitting in a fort surrounded by all of her feline friends. Either way, building a fort with the Pussy Pillow is a good way to enjoy the best things about life: cats & pussys.

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Afternoon Delight

While most people think of having an afternoon delight means having a quickie between lunch and dinner, for most of us, having an afternoon delight is simply being able to nap. Napping is one pleasure that many of us just can’t have on a daily basis. But during a rare time that you will be able to catch some sleep for an hour or so during the day, reach for your Pussy Pillow and let it cradle your head softly as you drift into dreamland. Whether you want to have cute dreams about cats playing with yarn, or naughty dreams about coochies that you could never have when you are awake, the Pussy Pillow caters to both. Simply choose what side of the pillow to lay down your head, and let the Sandman pick what dream to sprinkle on you.

Muffle Moans Of Pleasure

You know that moment when you’re having sex in a place that you shouldn’t be or rather during a time where you’re not exactly alone? Instead of being able to enjoy these risky situations, you are more worried about making noise and getting caught. If you have the Pussy Pillow, you wouldn’t have to worry. Simply clutch the Pussy Pillow to your mouth during intense moments of pleasure, and your moans of delight will be muffled into nothing more than soft whispers of enjoyment. While it will be stopping your loud screams, it will also be turning you on in another way. Having your mouth that close to a pussy might make you think you’re a part of a threesome. Which in a way, it will be a perfect introduction to any woman who has ever had thoughts of going down on a lady and never acted on the desires.

Give As A Gift

Remember to not be a Scrooge this holiday season and share the love! If you want to intensify playtime with your partner, having a Pussy Pillow is a great way to make things even steamier between the sheets. So let your partner know you love them as much as a pussy loves a good petting by giving them the Pussy Pillow. However, the Pussy Pillow is more than just the perfect gift for a lover. The Pussy Pillow is great for a bachelor party as a gag gift for the groom because it might just be the last pussy they see that isn’t their wives. Or give the Pussy Pillow to your best girlfriend who recently broke up with her boyfriend in order to show her that she doesn’t need a man. Pussy power is stronger than any relationship! No matter who you give the Pussy Pillow to, you can be assured that it is one gift that will keep giving.

Add Sex Appeal To The Couch

Your couch might be okay for a Netflix binge but if you put a Pussy Pillow on your couch, you will be ready for Netflix and chill. The Pussy Pillow allows you to take any couch and add instant sex appeal that will have everyone noticing. Plus, since the Pussy Pillow is double sided, you won’t have to worry that your pillow won’t match the fabric of your sofa. Simply place the pussy against the arm of your couch and to see if the trimmed hedges will clash or not. If it does, place the pillow, vagina side down, and let the cat stare out at your guests.

Put In Your Titty Tote

Want a way to take your Pussy Pillow on an overnight trip? Pack it in a Titty Tote! Jerrick Media has released a tote bag like no other. The Titty Tote allows you to keep a pair of boobs by your side to remind society at large that the female form is beautiful, and is just as worthy of being seen as the male body. We want to help spread the message that all boobs are amazing and great. The Titty Tote is also great for the environment. Stop using those harmful plastic bags and use the reusable Titty Tote for all of your carrying needs. Since the tote is 15″ x 15″, it is perfect to carry your Pussy Pillow to wherever you need it!

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