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10 Star Wars Boxers For Every Dedicated Jedi In The Galaxy


These 10 Star Wars boxers are perfect for every dedicated Jedi in the galaxy.

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Make your bulge look good, you will.  Many of us have to channel the force to get through our days but with these boxers, you know the force will always have your front and backside covered. What better way to show your excitement for the new Star Wars movie, than with some of the best Star Wars boxers? Boring underwear should beware because Filthy Gorgeous Media has compiled some of the best boxers for Star Wars fans. From Yoda to Darth Vader, we have underwear that features everyone’s favorite, including the only Wookiee we care about. Whether you are lounging around for movie night or dressing to impress, these Star Wars boxers and boxer briefs are perfect! Channel your favorite character by wearing their pair, but it’s up to you if you choose to follow to force or join the dark side!


10. Star Wars Storm Trooper Boxer Briefs

Defend the dark side with these Storm Trooper boxer briefs. Stormtroopers were the elite soldiers of the Galactic Empire. Like Imperial-class Star Destroyers and TIE fighters, stormtroopers served as ever present reminders of the absolute power of Emperor Palpatine. These faceless enforcers of the New Order were considered an extension of the Emperor’s will, and thus they often used efficient yet usually unreasonable tactics as a way to keep thousands of star systems throughout the galaxy in line. At the height of the Empire, stormtroopers had effectively become symbols of major authority. With few exceptions, they were distinguished from all other military units by their signature white armor.


9. Darth Vader Pop Art Style Boxer Shorts

Welcome to the Dark Side, Pop Art style! These Star Wars boxers features the only bad guy who sounds like he’s smoked a pack of cigarettes every day, Darth Vader. However, he is presented in a colorful Andy Warhol Pop Art style. The fallen Jedi and one of the great Sith Lords, Darth Vader is one of the most famous movie villains of all time. His imposing presence, magical powers which include the infamous ability to force choke a man just by thinking about and ultimately tragic personal story have inspired all kinds of acclaim and a place in most Star Wars fans hearts. The famous reveal of the father and son relationship between Vader and Luke is often misquoted as “Luke, I am your father”. The line is actually “No, I am your father”.


8. Darth Vader Boxer Briefs

Unleash your dark side with these boxer briefs. Once a heroic Jedi Knight, Darth Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force, became a Sith Lord, and led the Empire’s eradication of the Jedi Order. He remained in service of the Emperor — the evil Darth Sidious — for decades, enforcing his Master’s will and seeking to crush the fledgling Rebel Alliance. But there was still good in him. James Earl Jones is famed for providing the voice for Vader however he didn’t do the famous breathing effect. This was done by Ben Burt placing a microphone inside the mouth piece of a breathing apparatus and recording it being used.


7. Be Mine You Must Boxers

Wise and romantic.. what a dream! These 100 percent cotton Star Wars boxers for men feature Yoda on a festive red background covered with hearts. The message is clear… Be Mine You Must! These fun boxer shorts are machine washable with an open fly and exposed elastic waistband. Yoda was one of the most renowned and powerful Jedi Masters in galactic history. He was known for his legendary wisdom, mastery of the Force and skills in lightsaber combat. Yoda served as a member of the Jedi High Council in the last centuries of the Galactic Republic and as Grand Master oversaw the Jedi Order before, during and after the devastating Clone Wars.

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6. All For The Wookiee Boxers

These Star Wars boxers show a stylized version of Chewbacca and the phrase, ‘I did it for the Wookie‘. Many people may not know the name Peter Mayhew, but they sure know about the seven-foot tall Wookiee he’s played onscreen for over three decades. Mayhew was chosen to play everyone’s favorite Wookiee primarily because of his tremendous height of 7 feet 3 inches tall. Chewbacca was a wise, sophisticated being of great strength and loyalty. As technologically savvy as the brightest Academy graduate, he was also a skilled mechanic. Chewbacca, like many Wookiees, was able to understand Basic, but he could not speak it due to his species’s vocal structure. He instead spoke Shyriiwook, the main Wookiee language, composed largely of growls and grunts, to his non-Wookiee companions who typically replied in Basic.


5. Power Of The Dark Side Boxers

These Star Wars boxers portray the dark side of the force which is s a fictional moral, philosophical, metaphorical and psychic concept in the Star Wars universe created by George Lucas. The Force is a mystical energy which permeates the Star Wars galaxy; its dark side represents an aspect of it that is not practiced by the Jedi who view it as evil. Anakin Skywalker fell to the dark side in large part because then-Chancellor Palpatine knew of his secret marriage to Padmé Amidala, and he was able to prey upon that vulnerable emotional connection. Many—especially those who had embraced the dark side—believed this to be a result of fear. Often those who held this belief looked down upon the Jedi and other lightsiders, criticizing them for cowardice and inaction.


4. Join The Empire Boxers

You blew up my Death Star! These Star Wars boxers for men, feature the Death Star in the background with an army of Storm Troopers lined up and ready for battle! These awesome boxer shorts are machine washable with an open fly and exposed elastic waistband that orders you to Join The Empire! The Galactic Empire, also known as the Empire, was the galactic government established by Supreme Chancellor Palpatine to replace the Galactic Republic in 19 BBY and bring Sith rule to the galaxy. The Republic, which had lasted for at least 25,034 years, ended following a period of intense political turmoil and the subsequent devastation of the Clone Wars.


3. The Dark Side Boxers

Welcome to the dark Side! These 100 percent Star Wars boxers for men feature a storm trooper on a gray background. He claims ‘The Dark Side Made Me Do It’. Stormtroopers, as depicted in the early drafts of Star Wars and envisioned by Ralph McQuarrie, were to wield lightsabers and hand-held shields. George Lucas, when composing background information for licensees in 1977, stated that females did exist in the Stormtrooper Corps, although there were few stationed on the Death Star. He suggested that they were numerous in other units. As a result, few female stormtroopers are depicted in Expanded Universe sources.


2. Who’s Your Daddy Boxers

These Star Wars boxers feature a one of the most recognizable characters of the franchise. On this pair, Darth Vader is printed on a fiery printed background with the wording ‘Who’s Your Daddy?’ The character of Vader has been played by several actors. In the original trilogy, David Prowse is famous as wearing the suit and Sebastian Shaw as the ‘face’ in Jedi. Hayden also appeared as the costumed Vader in Revenge of the Sith. He apparently begged Lucas to let him play him. The suit had to be designed to accommodate his smaller stature than Prowse’s.


1. The Dark Side Of Love Boxers

Who says that the Dark Side is evil? Well everyone but there can be some love found if you look hard enough. These Star Wars boxers feature a cartoon character of Darth Vader, with his arms open saying, ‘I love you sith much.‘ Aw! The Sith Order was a sect of Force-sensitives who utilized the dark side of the Force. The term “Sith” originally referred to a species of aliens native to the planets Korriban and Ziost, who were later enslaved and ruled by exiled Dark Jedi from the Galactic Republic. These Dark Jedi had once been members of the Jedi Order, a monastic Force religion dedicated to peace through the use of the light side of the Force. The Dark Jedi, who refused to rely exclusively on the light side, challenged the Jedi by giving in to the dark side, which started the Hundred-Year Darkness. However, they had been defeated and subsequently exiled from known space, which led to their discovery of the Sith species

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