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Posted by on Jun 19, 2015 in News | 0 comments

Fantasy Leagues For Females


Most females think Fantasy Leagues are for men, but they are wrong.

What if women were to change the face of the “Fantasy League?” You men know what I am talking about. You have your fantasy football and fantasy baseball and fantasy hockey. Every year before the seasons start you come together, usually at a restaurant or in someone’s basement with food and drink and you have your draft. Yup, a room full of testosterone picking out their players for the season.

There is money involved, of course, why else would you be doing this aside from being able to get away from your spouses and your kids for a few hours. The amount of research that goes into these drafts is both astounding and ridiculous, but these are men we are speaking of, so nothing is really surprising.

Apparently, the way the teams work is that before a game, you have to check if anyone is injured, if anyone hasn’t been playing their best and then you determine who is going to be on your roster for that game and who is going to be benched. The tears start to flow when you realize that half of your team is injured and you have no way of winning. And explaining where your investment in the league went. But that is okay, because you are men, and you will still watch the games and hope for the best.

Now, if women were to have their fantasy league, I think it would be played like this. Ladies, we are getting together for a night of sports fantasy. Come ready with the hottest players of, we will go with football for educational purposes, so we can have our draft. Let us start with arms. Pick the players you think could lift you up and make you feel like you are flying. You want those on your team.

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Abs, pick the players that if they have to lift up their shirts in the middle of running across the field because they are getting a little hot, those are the abs you would want to look at. Not those flabby ones that flap in the wind, we want those tight Reggie Bush abs. Yummy.

Now ladies, the most important players we need to select for our team are the ones that know how to fill out those spandex pants. If you can bounce a quarter off of their ass, you know they are going to play well. And don’t forget the view from the front. The bigger the cup, the better what’s under the cup.Important life lesson in all sports. Here’s to a great season!

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