Filthy 1970s Pick Up Lines: Your Parents’ Favorites

These 1970s pick up lines were some of your parents’ favorites on the disco floor.
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Scarlett Belle
As a recent college graduate, Scarlett refuses to follow the crowd when it comes to living her life. Working as a lingerie model to pay off student loans, she enjoys the time she has off to travel with her boyfriend to different adult entertainment conventions around the country. Her fascination for all things sexy has also lead her to write for Filthy Gorgeous.
“I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?” Pick up lines was an integral part of the vast semen-drenched spawning that was the 1970s. Young adults by the tens of millions flooded local bars to perform a mating ritual that preceded a night of recreational sex. These 1970s pick up lines may be cheesy by today’s standards but for those that grew up in this decade, they will remind you of the nights you spent making out to the sounds of Pink Floyd. However cheesey and inappropriate these pick up lines seem to be, they didn’t die alongside disco and bell bottoms. So use these the at your next high school reunion or with any babe that still wears her mood ring.
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.
Can I take your picture? Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper
70′s Swingers
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