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Filthy 1970s Pick Up Lines: Your Parents’ Favorites

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These 1970s pick up lines were some of your parents’ favorites on the disco floor.

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Scarlett Belle

As a recent college graduate, Scarlett refuses to follow the crowd when it comes to living her life. Working as a lingerie model to pay off student loans, she enjoys the time she has off to travel with her boyfriend to different adult entertainment conventions around the country. Her fascination for all things sexy has also lead her to write for Filthy Gorgeous.

“I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?” Pick up lines was an integral part of the vast semen-drenched spawning that was the 1970s. Young adults by the tens of millions flooded local bars to perform a mating ritual that preceded a night of recreational sex. These 1970s pick up lines may be cheesy by today’s standards but for those that grew up in this decade, they will remind you of the nights you spent making out to the sounds of Pink Floyd. However cheesey and inappropriate these pick up lines seem to be, they didn’t die alongside disco and bell bottoms. So use these the at your next high school reunion or with any babe that still wears her mood ring.

I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.


You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
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Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
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How was heaven when you left it?
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I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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I hope you know CPR, baby, because you take my breath away.
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Can I take your picture? Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas


Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
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If you were words on a page, you’d be ‘FINE PRINT’!
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Your legs must be tired from running through my mind all night.
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Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.
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1970′s Penthouse Magazines

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BUY PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE 1970

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BUY Penthouse Magazine Oct. 1970

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BUY PENTHOUSE 1974

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BUY PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE 1972

Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.


You’re Are you made of apples, cause you look sweet as pie.
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Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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You got something on your chest: my eyes.
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You’ve got a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
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Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” *wink*
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Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper


I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
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Hey, can I borrow a map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes.
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Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
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Did you fart, ’cause you just blew me away
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If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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