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Filthy Entertainment: What Wine Makes Her Horny?

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From a Merlot to Pinot Grigo, different wines have different effects on a woman’s sex drive.

We all know the way to a woman’s vagina (and heart) is with compliments, kindness, and a substantial amount of wine. Ladies, don’t be offended, you know it’s true. Whether it be red or white, crisp or dry, behind every happy woman is a tall glass of wine. Of course, I could go on and on listing all the reasons why women crave and require vino, but that is not what this article is about.

No longer do you need to judge a woman by the height of her stiletto or the amount of cleavage shown, by simply paying attention to what she orders at the bar or has stocked in the kitchen, is all the information needed to determine what kind of sex kitten she will be in the sack.

1. Pinot Grigo

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One of the most popular white wine choices among women, this lightly flavored and aromatic wine is perfect for the woman who knows what she likes and sticks to it. Expect her to have a sense of humor and in touch with the latest trends. Since this wine is infamous for a quick buzz, be ready for a good drunken time. With little calories, you could assume she takes care of herself physically, so don’t be surprised when you find a well worked out body underneath all her clothes. When it comes time for sex, she will be carefree and open to new ideas. While she may not be bending over for anal, she is at least up to discuss it. She likes to make out hard and go for more than one round and has no problem with you spending the night. However, since this wine is so easy to down, don’t feed bad if she doesn’t remember much in the morning.

2. Rose

A Rose drinker is a girl after your heart. She is sweet, sensual, and full of charm. While other girls are rocking leather jackets with combat boots or blazers with 6-inch heels, this belle prefers simple dresses and sandals. Always invited to the party, you should expect her to have many friends and a happening social life. When it comes to sex she is up for a good time, especially when it comes to pleasing you. But be careful Rose daters, because she may expect a commitment after a night spent in your bed. If she starts talking about what color lanterns will be hung at your wedding, I say run like hell before indulging in that one night stand. However due to her kind heart, chances are she will forgive you and may even give you a second chance.

 

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3. Chardonnay

Chardonnay, the other white wine. Unlike other wines, the makeup of Chardonnay varies from country to country, and so do the women who drink it. Not only does this choice have a higher alcohol content but it also has a distinct taste that can be overpowering for some. So what should you plan for when it comes to a Chard lady, expect her to know what she wants and prefer to be in control. She is loud and outgoing and probably loves to use social media while under the influence, sharing with her friends how it’s, “5 o’clock somewhere”. She has no shame in her game, which could be awesome for a fella in the sack. She’s a moaner and groaner has no problem telling you just how she likes it, “higher, no lower, harder, now softer…” you get the picture. It is also safe to assume that she likes her ass slapped, but don’t slap it too hard, because after a few too many, there is nothing scarier than an angry Chardonnay drunk.

4. Cabernet Sauvignon

This super dark full-bodied wine is usually the choice for strong willed and opinionated women who like to be in control. Look forward to her having a high level of class and morals most likely minimizing your chance of a quickie in the bar’s bathroom stall. Not because she doesn’t want too but because she doesn’t want to ruin her expensive pencil skirt. She likes her lovers like she likes her wine, deep and powerful. While she doesn’t need you to buy her drink due to her own success, she doesn’t mind letting her alpha male play the role of provider. She knows what she wants in the bedroom and while she may have a few ground rules, don’t be surprised if she whips out a blindfold or a pair of handcuffs.

5. Merlot

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Known as the “easy to drink” red wine, a Merlot drinker is much the same, easy going and low key. She would rather spend a night in bed sharing a bottle of red then heading out to a club. Like her fellow red wine, Cab Sav, she is sensual and passionate, but don’t expect her to get all dominatrix on your ass. While she is curious and open to the unknown, you may find her to be too good of a friend to just hit it and quit it. Ideally, if you’re looking for a girlfriend, a Merlot drinker would be best. As for the bedroom, Merlot drinkers may be hard to read. She may like it rough or she may like missionary, but one thing’s for sure, she is proud of how she likes it and feels no pressure to change just for you.

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