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Make The Most Out Of Masturbation With The Dildo Selfie Stick

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Make the most out of your next masturbation session by recording it with the dildo selfie stick.

Selfies just became a whole lot sexier. Could these be the greatest inventions since flavored lube? Or just another embarrassing way for people to share entirely way too much about themselves? Let me introduce two of the newest trends in the self-pleasure department, the Dildo Selfie Stick and the Sex Selfie Stick. That’s right folks, if photo upon photo of one’s duck lipped face wasn’t enough, we may now be able to capture one’s expression mid-orgasm both externally and internally. Confused? Let me break it down.

Recently, there has been much buzz regarding the hilarious yet kind of serious ad on YouTube promoting the innovative DSS (Dildo Selfie Stick). There isn’t much explanation needed here other than it is an actual dildo attached to a selfie stick which not only provides pleasure but allows the person to click a button and photograph their best O face. I know what you’re thinking, could this actually be real? According to sources, no, not yet, but I wouldn’t be surprised if by Christmas it’s stuffing naughty stockings everywhere. What started as a joke after marketer, Michael Krivicka saw a Selfie Spoon Stick ad for Cinnamon Toast Crunch, quickly turned into a considerable product to sell to the masses. I mean he even created a shitty website and one tweet Twitter account to go along with the hoax, leading everyone to believe this is real. However, Michael’s attempt to laugh at the world’s selfie stick obsession, may not be a half bad idea considering he has already received multiple emails on how to purchase a Dildo Selfie Stick as well as sponsorship interest from a few companies. Luckily, Michael is choosing to pass on this product for now, but like I said before, I wouldn’t be surprised if a similar named product is out by the holidays.

Now for a product that isn’t a scam, I would like to present the Sex Selfie Stick. A genuine purchasable item for the curious freaks and aspiring doctors?! Unless you’re a fucking OBGYN, I see no reason why anyone would want to look inside of a vagina mid spasm, but hey we’ve all heard of weirder fetishes. The SSS is a USB rechargeable HD camera vibrator that allows people to view and document what happens inside the body during climax. With features like a built-in camera for endoscopic exploration and clear views of internal contours and response as well as compatibility with Apple Mac Facetime, this six-speed sex toy is bringing a whole new level to sharing with your loved ones. So what do people have to say about the Sex Selfie Stick that sells for a whopping $175 dollars?

To my surprise, the dozens of reviews I have read have been nothing but… positive. Apparently, there are plenty of people who want to video and share their vagina selfies. The only common complaint was in regards to the four LED lights that surround the camera (you know to light up the darkness that is your vagina hole). Unfortunately, due to the body’s secretions, the lights have a tendency to dim out, sometimes causing an unclear picture. Damn you bodily functions for fucking up my vagina diaries! Other than that customers seemed thrilled to hook their dildo up to their laptop to be sent up and stored in the iCloud forever. Can you imagine that discovery 10 years from now, “Oh look honey, I found a video of my vaj from 10 years ago, doesn’t she look fabulous”? Said no one ever.

All I know is while I am a fan of naughty facetime and sexting, I see no future of personally ever owning one of these insane devices. Although, I wouldn’t be surprised if my husband had a different opinion. Typical.

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