Mia Khalifa Proves That She Is Better Than You
Mia Khalifa is an overnight sensation who is proving that she is better than you.
The only thing bigger than Mia Khalifa’s tits is her fan base. Most people dream about doing their hobby for a living. I mean, hobbies are things we do for fun right? Now, imagine being a pretty girl with a brand new boob job working at a burger joint, wasting away your days in a fast food restaurant. Some random customer approaches you and offers you a job, getting paid doing what you love to do most a.k.a. have sex? Sounds crazy, but that’s reality for Mia Callista. This busty, thick browed, thick thighed, pretty bespectacled brunette, loves fucking, and now she is getting paid to do it. If you’re unfamiliar with Mia, we understand, it’s not your fault. This Middle Eastern sex kitten, mostly going by the name Mia Khalifa, only began her career in October 2014.
Coming to this country from Lebanon when she was seven, Mia immersed herself in the culture and married an American man in February 2011, shortly after she turned 18. In interviews, Mia has admitted to being fascinated by American men of all sorts. From their dick sizes to the way their cum feels between her fingers, American males are irresistible to Mia. And while she has no relation to the rapper Wiz Khalifa, if she ever filmed a golden shower movie, she could change her name to Whizz Khalifa. Yea, I know, terrible joke, but if you can take a joke like Mia can take a dick, then you should be in good shape.
Mia was born in Beirut, Lebanon in February 1993 but moved with her family to the United States in 2000, settling in Maryland. Now, this porn star and sports aficionado lives in Florida and is probably, scratch that, most definitely is the sexiest Florida State University Seminoles football fan and their unofficial mascot. Mia’s Instagram also includes a link to a wish list where fans can buy her gifts, just in case they feel like spoiling this sexual goddess. The wish list includes a Starbucks Gift cards, a Polaroid camera, and the complete works of Shakespeare.
Personally, I had only first heard of Mia in early 2015, when she had enlisted the help of social media in an attempt to recruit Ohio State quarterback Braxton Miller to transfer to Florida State. Mia offered to help Braxton take some, pressure off, presumably in the way Mia knows best. This came after Braxton had taken a year off due to a busted shoulder. I’ll be honest, I don’t know a thing about football, but after watching that video, I want get more involved. Not only does Mia love to fuck, loves to fuck on camera, and loves sports, but this girl also graduated from the University of Texas at El Paso with a History Degree at the age of 21, which beats the national age that most college students graduate. So while she has proved that she has the looks, Mia’s brain game is on point.
I’ll admit it; I was a bit slow to join Mia’s fan club. Her first scenes were pretty normal in the world of porn; a hot chick with fake boobs and a stunt cock. According to Mia, fucking a male stunt cock is different than fucking normal guys. But even though they’re different, this smart beauty learned really quickly, and on December 28, 2014, within 3 months of releasing her first video, Pornhub revealed that she was the #1 ranked porn star on their website, replacing retired Lisa Ann. With more than 1.5 million views, Khalifa became the most searched-for star on the adult movie site and launched herself into porn star notoriety. In January 2015, right after her number one Pornhub status, the group Timeflies released a song titled “Mia Khalifa” in homage to her. In response, she posted a YouTube video of herself twerking to the song which leads me to believe that she supports and appreciates her fans. Around the same time, Almaza, a Lebanese brewery, ran an ad showing an Almaza beer bottle next to Mia’s signature glasses, with the slogan: “Both of us are for adults only.”
According to data from Pornhub, searches for Mia Khalifa increased five-fold from January 3 to 6, 2015. Around a quarter of those searches came from Lebanon, with substantial searches also from nearby Arab states of Syria and Jordan. Her newfound notoriety quickly drew strong criticism from many in the Middle East, who branded her career choice as shameful and Mia herself, a disgrace to her country. In a few of her videos, she is seen wearing a hijab. Many took offense to the depiction, and she has received death threats as a result of the video. To add insult to injury, two out of her three tattoos are in Lebanese. One reads in Arabic, “Koullouna lil-watan, lil’oula lil-‘alam (All of us! For our Country, for our Flag and Glory!),” the opening line of the Lebanese national anthem. The other is of the Lebanese Forces cross, a symbol of the Christian political party. Even though she doesn’t receive much love from her home country, Mia got the cross after the bombings back in October 2012 in Beirut, in support of her father, to show him, ‘I’m on your side’. While Lebanon, a country of just under five million, is one of the most liberal countries in the Middle East and has the most religious diversity of any nation in the region, both tattoos have generated controversy in Lebanon.
Lebanon’s Internet, while slow (only Beirut has 4G), is generally not restricted, according to a report by the international watchdog organization Freedom House. But in late 2014, the country’s Telecommunications Ministry ordered Internet service providers to block access to six pornographic websites for reasons of “societal decency.” One can only guess that Ms. Khalifa’s nude body participating in various positions might not be included in that “societal decency” that they are talking about. By most metrics, Mia is doing pretty well for herself. She’s educated, has a job that pays well, and is successful in her field. But for Mia’s immigrant parents, and for most of Lebanon, pornography is not considered an acceptable way to make a living. And she thinks that this debate over her career choice has expanded beyond a family disagreement to a national conversation in Lebanon about the roles of pornography and the Internet.
Thankfully, Mia knows how to put her smarts to good use. She took to social media, posting on her Twitter ,“Doesn’t the Middle East have more important things to worry about besides me sucking dick? How about finding a president? Or containing ISIS?” Funny how she got big in the middle of the ISIS crisis, but hey, people need their porn. In an interview with the Washington Post, Mia said her controversial hijab scenes are satirical and should be taken as such, claiming that Hollywood movies depicted Muslims in much more negative lights than any pornographer could. The Lebanese double standards and instant moral indignation is staggering. Women’s rights in Lebanon are a long way from being taken seriously if a Lebanese-American porn star on the other side of the world can cause such an uproar. This absolute shitstorm caused by the sudden awareness that a woman of Lebanese origins enjoys sex is wrong for a few reasons. First and foremost, as a woman, she is free to do as she pleases with her body. Next, Lebanon was the #1 country to look up her porn films on PornHub and as a sentient human being with agency, who lives halfway across the world, she is in charge of her own life and owes absolutely nothing to the country where she happened to be born. Being someone whose family comes from the same part of the world, I get the odd perception that being from the Middle East is somehow a lifetime vocation and a duty first and that your personal life comes second.
Despite all of her haters, Mia proves that she is in fact, still better than you. How is that? By continuing to be herself, despite the negativity. Many supporters have come out defending Mia. And how could you not? Even I got a lady boner for Mia. This Bang Bros star credits the production company for writing her great scripts. A carefully written, fact-checked essay in the streets, an unmoderated comments section in the sheets, when she’s not stripping off for the camera, this original ass-kicking, boy-kissing, wish-wishing, Batman-loving nerd girl pornstar babe is also a fervent reader and regularly shares what she is reading with her followers. When she’s not filming porn, stripping on social media, watching football, or reading, she’s probably playing with her two dogs. Mia is on a personal journey to self discovery and sexual liberation. By taking charge of her own fantasies and documenting them for the world to see, her mission to experience everything there is to do with sex, cum, and rebellion. Mia want other girls who feel sexually repressed to know it’s okay to break out of their shells and be the slut they’ve always wanted to be. On an average day, millions of people around the world see Mia’s face, as well as all of her tantalizing body parts. Her personal funsite, I mean website, is a land of no apologizes. If you are easily offended, I do not suggest entering. That just means more Mia for me.