Size Doesn’t Matter For Ant-Man
When it comes to Ant-Man, does his tiny size mean a tiny member?
Size doesn’t matter. True for men who are lacking in the package department; not so true for those men who have a nice size package. When we think superheroes; Batman and Robin, Superman, Spiderman, the Incredible Hulk...we think well, they have all of those cool gadgets and an ability to spin webs, which could get really kinky, there is the whole flying thing which could totally do it for a damsel in distress; and the Hulk well, he is pretty built so all of those steroids could take a toll on his mini hulk. We never really think “is the man packing,” we just think he could save us from an evil villain so we can overlook the not so super-size.
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But now we have Ant-Man and I say bravo to Paul Rudd. He is becoming the face of the “superheroes do not need super-dicks” campaign. He is letting the world know that it is ok to be a teeny tiny superhero with a teeny tiny penis. It is ok boys. What we lack in virility and width, we more than make up for in the ability to be totally awesome at saving the world. It just takes us a little more time because of the whole size thing. And that is ok. So the next time you are sitting on the couch with your hands down your pants just think, as small as you are, it’s fine because Ant-Man is even smaller and he is awesome. Ant-Man: Coming to theaters near you!