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The Best Pick Up Lines To Use On Popular Dating Apps

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Any of these pickup lines will help you find your next friends with benefits on any of these popular dating apps.

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Dating through phone apps and websites is the way of the future. While they are usually relatively simple to use, making an impression on an individual can often prove tough. Coming up with the right thing to say can leave you stumped, and often result in you ditching the profile and moving on. Well, stay silent no longer! We have compiled the best pickup lines to use for Grindr, Tinder, JSwipe, and Farmers Only. Whether you use them to find your next significant other or your Friday night fling, these pick up lines will definitely get a good laugh, if nothing else.

Grindr

Nice butt! What time does it open?
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I’ve never seen such a huge bulge in a man’s pants… wait a minute, yes I have—mine!
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May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
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I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
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Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!
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Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that’s buried deep in my butt.
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Tinder

You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!
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Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here) on Tinder?
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I didn’t know supermodels use Tinder.
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Promise not to tell our kids we met on Tinder.
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Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
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Do you believe in love at first swipe?
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JSwipe

You had me at Shalom.
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You must not be kosher because you’re making my matza rise.
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Do you wanna spin my dreidel?
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Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.
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If I raise my staff will it only part the sea?
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Are potato latkes the secret behind having a nice Jewish ass?
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Farmers Only

You would be the perfect fruit to my labor.
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Are you a chicken farmer? Cause you really know how to handle a cock.
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Want to help me germinate my seed?
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Are you as loud as your chickens?
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You would be the perfect fruit to my labor.
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Want to get down and dirty like pigs?
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The Best Pick Up Lines To Use On Popular Dating Apps

Any of these pickup lines will help you find your next friends with benefits on any of these popular dating apps.

Stella Rae

Grindr

Tinder

Experience The Fun

BUY Strawberry Pasties

BUY Porn Is The New Black Shirt

BUY Pussy Pillow

BUY Cowgirl Costume

JSwipe

Farmers Only

YOU WON’T BELIEVE THESE CELEBRITY ASHLEY MADISON PROFILES

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