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The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman

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These BoJack Horseman quotes should not be used in places filled with children.

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Meet the most beloved sitcom horse of the ’90s – 20 years later. A humanoid horse, BoJack Horseman, was the star of the hit TV show “Horsin’ Around,” but today he’s washed up, living in Hollywood, complaining about everything, and wearing colorful sweaters. Lost in a sea of self-loathing and booze, with the aid of a human sidekick and a feline ex-girlfriend who is his agent, BoJack sets out to make his triumphant return. But Hollywood is different these days, and getting used to stuff like Twitter may take some time. The first animated series to emerge from Netflix, BoJack Horseman is not for the little ones. With plenty of references to sex, drugs and alcohol, BoJack Horseman has found its footing beautifully in season two which came out July 17, 2015. It’s a strange, sad trip through the dark underbelly of fame, mixed with some of the most brilliant, caustic social commentary out there. It’s a stinging satire with arguably the best repertoire of pop culture references on TV today. This is a startlingly bleak tale of fame and relationships that lures you in with its silly animal puns, then sucker-punches you with its devastating honesty. It’s the story of a narcissistic, womanizing, alcoholic anti-hero with hooves. Here at Filthy Gorgeous, we thought we would give you a heads up on all the best of BoJack Horseman with these quotes from some of our favorite characters. “Just remember to edit this to make me look smart.”

Vincent Adultman


Hello other grownup.
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I have to call the guy at the office to take the car to the place.
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Uuhm… Adult stuff?
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I had an attitude problem but then I took a timeout.
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Don’t be sad. Good Horsy.
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I went to stock market today. I did a business.
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Princess Carolyn


Vincent is an adult and I bet he knows how to treat a lady.
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I gotta get my whiskers trimmed. I run into walls for days, but I look hot!
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I have to push a boulder up a hill and watch it roll back over me.
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My mom told me never to slap an idiot.
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You sophisticated smooth talker.
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It’s always business and places with you.
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Mr. Peanutbutter


If you wanna poop in a bucket, we can get you a bucket!
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I’m such a good team player. I make all the other team payers look like garbage.
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What was I supposed to do, not chase the mail truck?
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The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning.
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What is this, a crossover episode?
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Keep yourself busy and eventually you’ll be dead.
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BoJack Horseman


Mostly sitting around the house complaining about things.
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My fingers are cramping from all this typing. It’s like they’re having their period!
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What did I do with my lighter? And what did I give that baby?
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What have you got figured out that I don’t?
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Life is a series of closing doors isn’t it?
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I have no self control! There’s your news story!
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