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The Best Quotes From Orange Is The New Black

OITNB

Orange Is The New Black quotes for bad girls and those who love them.

Written By

Patricia Lockwood

Patricia Lockwood’s poems have appeared in The New Yorker, The London Review of Books, Tin House, and Poetry. She is the author of Balloon Pop Outlaw Black (Octopus Books, 2012) and Motherland Fatherland Homelandsexuals (Penguin, 2014).

Orange Is The New Black (OITNB) is a Netflix original series from Jenji Kohan, the creator of “Weeds.” In this series based on a book of the same title, we follow Piper Chapman as she trades her designer jeans for an orange prison jumpsuit. Chapman was a public relations executive with a career and a fiancé when her past suddenly catches up to her and she is sentenced to time in a minimum-security women’s prison for her association with Alex, her lesbian lover drug runner from 10 years earlier. Every sentence is a story, and in Orange Is The New Black Chapman makes her way through adjusting to life behind bars, making friends with the many eccentric, unusual and unexpected people she meets. This show is so great is because of its great writing and great characters and along with that, great one-liners. Though Alex is no longer with us in the third season released on June 12th 2015, she was definitely one of the fan favorites. Here are some of the best quotes from Alex, Piper and a couple more of fan favorites.

Piper Chapman


He’s a hitman? Oh I thought he was a rapist, I’m so relieved.
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Someone’s grandma douches with disinfectant?
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You decide to tell me that with your flaccid dick in my mouth?
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When these men smell your panties, they are smelling your character.
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I am a lone wolf, and a vicious one. Don’t make me rip your throat out with my teeth.
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Everything ends, even prison. Try to focus on that.
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Alex Vause


Maybe this is a bad time to say hi.
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I heart you.
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What kind of a lesbian are you?
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Rule number one. Don’t ever fall in love with a straight girl.
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Excuse me if I don’t cater to the delusion that you’re making a difference.
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Killers don’t look like killers if they’re good at their jobs.
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Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren


I threw my pie for you.
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Why do girls like it during sex when you call them sluts or bitches or cum loving dirty whores?
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I am not crazy. I am unique.
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This year, I’m loving someone who deserves me. Me.
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I used to think you was a yellow dandelion, but you’re all dried up with the puff blown off.
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My process is that I think of shit and write it down.
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Tiffany “Pennsatucky” Doggett


She a lesbian. They lesbianing together!
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It’s a metaphor, you potato with eyes!
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Pardon my French, but you can eat my shit.
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Don’t be talking about tampons while I’m sittin’ here plottin’ my revenge.
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I’m not crazy, I’m Chosen. There’s a difference.
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You smell like a fucking turtle tank. Go take a fucking shower.
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