The Best Sexual Innuendos
Here’s a list of sexual innuendos that seem innocent but had us giggling and blushing.
Written By
Patricia Lockwood
Patricia Lockwood’s poems have appeared in The New Yorker, The London Review of Books, Tin House, and Poetry. She is the author of Balloon Pop Outlaw Black (Octopus Books, 2012) and Motherland Fatherland Homelandsexuals (Penguin, 2014).
Every day, harmless words can be used out of context. Nothing is safe or sacred from a dirty mind. Here at Filthy Gorgeous, that moist cake and horse ride mean the worst possible scenario you can imagine! And if your mind is as twisted as ours, we bet you’re thinking the same thing as us! Here’s a list of sexual innuendos that seem innocent but had us giggling and blushing.
You may be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debater.
I’m so sore from last night.
Your cake is so moist.
Would you like a lick of my lollipop?
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