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The Best Sexual Innuendos

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Here’s a list of sexual innuendos that seem innocent but had us giggling and blushing.

Written By

Patricia Lockwood

Patricia Lockwood’s poems have appeared in The New Yorker, The London Review of Books, Tin House, and Poetry. She is the author of Balloon Pop Outlaw Black (Octopus Books, 2012) and Motherland Fatherland Homelandsexuals (Penguin, 2014).

Every day, harmless words can be used out of context. Nothing is safe or sacred from a dirty mind. Here at Filthy Gorgeous, that moist cake and horse ride mean the worst possible scenario you can imagine! And if your mind is as twisted as ours, we bet you’re thinking the same thing as us! Here’s a list of sexual innuendos that seem innocent but had us giggling and blushing.

You may be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debater.


I’m trying to fit it but it’s too big.
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Sexual innuendo’s were funny until comedians started shoving them down my throat.
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He took me on a wild ride last night.
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Would you like your wiener in some buns?
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I prefer it harder.
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I had to come inside through the back door.
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I’m so sore from last night.


Grab a hold so you don’t fall off!
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I feel very close to God, probably because I’m always on my knees.
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Grab a hold so you don’t fall off!
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Their ball handling skills are horrible.
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I hope you nail the bastard.
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I have this kink I need worked on.
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Be Prepared, No Matter How Deep You Have to Go.

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Your cake is so moist.


She was happy to know that I was coming with her.
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Your sausage is delicious.
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You should probably use more than one finger.
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She was born a dirty blonde.
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He’s great at plowing, my garden will be sprouting in no time!
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They give wonderful facials.
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Would you like a lick of my lollipop?


That looks pretty stiff.
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Blow it then stick it in slowly and firmly.
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We got really dirty last.
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Ease the ball into the hole.
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No entry without permission.
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Mary has some large jugs.
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