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The Most Romantic Pick Up Lines For Lesbians

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If a lesbian “cockblocks” another lesbian, is that a beaver dam? That beautiful, big booty girl next to you at the bar is speaking to someone else, but you can’t miss your to steal her attention. Figuring out the right thing to say can be nerve wracking. But thanks to these Filthy Gorgeous lesbian pick up lines, you won’t ever fumble over your words again. If you are trying to be sexy and straight forward or subtle and sweet, good pick up lines will sweep the girl of your dreams off of her feet, and hopefully she will land right in your bed. Here are the best Filthy Gorgeous pick up lines for lesbians because two beavers are always better than one!

I’ll show you my tits, if you show me yours.


Do you have a napkin? Cause you’re making me wet.
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Do you eat tacos? Because my Taco Bell is open.
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Hey girl, can I be your Mrs. Right?
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I’m wearing Revlon ColorStay Lipstick. Want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?
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Why do we suck at cooking? Because we usually eat out.
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You are more than beautiful.
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Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?


I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink and then get sexual.
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I’m so gay I can’t even drive straight. Can you drive me to your house?
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Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?
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Hey girl, you in the mood for a hot pocket? I’ve got one hot pocket in my pants just for you.
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But seriously, let’s make out.
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What do women and noodles have in common? They wiggle when you eat them.
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Les-bi-honest… you were checking me out, weren’t you?


My undies match my socks and I’m not wearing any socks.
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Care to butter my muffin?
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Do you have pet insurance? Because I’m going to beat up that pussy.
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You have a nice set of legs. What time do they open?
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Stop undressing me with your eyes. Just use your teeth.
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My milkshake keeps bringing boys to the yard and I hate that.
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Your breasts are like Mount Rushmore. I want my face between them.


Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.
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Are you a lipstick lesbian? Want to taste my lipstick then?
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Do you want to taste the rainbow? Then let’s go back to my place.
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You are hotter than Siracha and I like things spicy!
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I seem to have lost my underwear, can I have yours?
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Hey girl, do you like Chipotle dates? Do you get the black beans or les-beans?
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