The Weirdest Ways To Orgasm
Some people get off in weird ways but every orgasm is a good orgasm.
Step on up to the amazing, wild, and bizarre world of unexpected orgasms. That’s right folks, if you thought the big-O could only be achieved with a partner, hand, or toy, you are oh-so-wrong. People all around you on a daily basis are accidentally climaxing and you don’t even know it. Maybe there is that girl on the yoga mat, all stiff in her Sun Salutation pose, panting with a curious look on her face. No, she is not in deep meditation, she just had an accidental yogasm.
How about the guy you sat next to on the bus? One minute he was yawning, and the next he was moaning. No, he was not secretly masturbating. Instead he had just experienced a yawngasm, a not so uncommon medicinal side effect. Filthy Gorgeous readers might now be saying, “Tell me Jus L’amore, are there more ways to climax without genital stimulation?” Why yes you little circus freaks, there are! Here are four wacky, weird, and yet wonderfully unexpected ways to orgasm.
4. Gym Induced Orgasm
Here is a topic sure to stir up some good conversation. Did you know that 40 percent of women have experienced orgasms while working out? I know what you’re thinking. If a girl continuously bops up and down on a yoga ball or dry humps a climbing rope, of course she is going to climax but these O’s are all unintentional. From weight lifting and core strength to spin class and pole dancing, women in the gym are achieving orgasm with no visual fantasy needed. While you may be thinking how awesome this is, almost half of these spontaneous climaxes were reported to be awkward, embarrassing, and not enjoyable. I personally think they were too self-conscious to admit their enjoyment because who doesn’t like an orgasm?
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3. Labor Induced Orgasm
When one thinks of giving birth, physical pleasure is often not a word associated with the life-changing event. However, for those lucky few, about 0.3% of pregnant women experience an orgasm while giving that last push. If you ask me, all vaginal childbirths should end with a big O. It is the least the universe could do after expelling a watermelon out of a lemon size hole.
2. Foot Induced Orgasm
Here’s a wet dream for all you foot fetish fans, imagine being able to scream out in pleasure just from a simple foot rub. Unfortunately, most reported footgasms are the result of an injury consisting of nerve damage, but nonetheless, there are people out there who are able to climax from a game of “This Little Piggy”. How you ask, when nerve damage occurs the brain can misinterpret signals from the foot with signals from the vagina, causing arousing sexual stimulation. I don’t know about you, but next Christmas I’m asking for a minor nerve injury, the orgasm kind.
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1. Fantasy Induced Orgasm
So this just in, apparently if we concentrate really hard, we can bring ourselves to orgasm. Okay, before you stop reading this and go bust an eye vessel thinking too hard, lets cover the facts. Studies dating as far back as the early 1800’s found that women and few men are capable of fantasizing themselves into a real deal toe-curling physical orgasm. No physical stimulation required, only an extreme desire to get off. If you want to try it, visit Youtube and search ASMR or autonomous sensory meridian response, and you will find audio files of women whispering and blowing into a microphone. Apparently these recordings are made to assist you in achieving a mental orgasm.