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Top Ten Filthy Gorgeous Pasties


Top 10 pasties for when you can’t #freethenipple.

Written By

Anita Hardwood 

As a divorcee ready to conquer the world, Anita’s first goal was to get her body back to looking like it did when she was a teenager. Fitness, eating well, and a healthy sex life have proven to be a winning combination for this mother of one. After she fixed her own psyche, Anita set her sights on fixing the world, focusing mainly on the ignorance surrounding the LGBTQ community. She writes for Filthy Gorgeous between pride rallies and raising her pride and joy, her son.

Bras are so constrictive. The best part of my day is when I get home and I get to unclasp, letting the ladies breathe and bounce freely, just as intended. Sadly, while I’m in public, my breasts are typically confined to two cups, held up by a couple of straps and an elastic band. Not-so-fun. However, a recent trend has been making bras obsolete. It’s all about the pasties. Burlesque performers and celebrities such as Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus have been bringing these nipple stickers into the light, and while the sticker is currently trending, it actually has a deep history. Pasties are perfect for that sexy moment or for getting past silly indecency rules. Pasties have practical purposes as well. If you’re at a nude beach, they can keep your nips protected. If you’re wearing sheer clothing or going for a braless look, pasties can help you avoid dreaded pointiness or chaffing. Regardless of your reasons for wanting them, Filthy Gorgeous is bringing you our list of the top ten boob guards, from the outlandish to the creative, and everything in between.

10. Helping Hands

What’s better to have on your breasts than a nice set of hands? Any ladies who’s ever fantasied about the Blue Man Group needs these Blue Hands For Your Breasts pasties. These PAS-TiTS are sexy, fun, and provide about 1 1/2 inches of full coverage, perfect for the ladies who are a little more top heavy. Play your own game of peek-a-boo with these sexy hands. You can also cut fingers off the hands to make your own hand signs like the finger, hang loose, devil horns, peace sign, etc. Peace, love and pasties!


Free The Boob Topper


The Boob Topper is a hilarious item that will make any beverage from warm milk to cold beer as tasty as if from the teet! Just don’t get any frisky ideas.


9. Red Hot Love

You’re on fire! Everyone is begging you to put a little fire in their life, and you can happily oblige and fire up the boys (and the girls!), with these Bright Red Hot Fire Flame Pasties. They are literally flame shaped and guarantee a steamy night. If you’re feeling hot hot hot, that’s not the temperature, it’s you! You’ll be turning up the heat and be hot to the touch with these blazing hot pasties. Just watch out. These pasties are enough to make all the hearts melt from the heat. Whoever touches you may get burned, but we’re sure they won’t be complaining.

8. Star Power

If you want them to know that you’re a rainbow too, these Colorful Five Star Nip Covers will help you find that pot of gold! You’ll be able to taste the rainbow with these cute and colorful nipples covers. Perfect to be enjoyed year round and most certainly always at a LGBT or pride celebration, you will always be able to match your pasties to your sunglasses. Brighten up the night with these fun, striped, rainbow star pasties. Just don’t get lost somewhere over the rainbow.



7. Love Tassels

This beautiful and attractive Heart Bra Nipple Covers are for the hottie who knows exactly what she want.  A must have set in any bedroom for hours of fun and pleasure, these perfect tassels are ideal for burlesque, glamour models, pole dancers, or to simply spice up the bedroom.

6. Booby-licious Bowties

Who doesn’t look sexy in a sequins bow tie? You won’t be tardy for the party, if you’re rocking these Ayliss Sequin Bowtie Pasties on your nips! A life full of constant glam and glitter is made that much easier with this blinged out Sequin and Satin accessory. With a sparkly base and a completely glamorized satin bow, your breasts will be hard to miss. And don’t worry if you haven’t mastered the delicate art form of tying bowties, because these come pre-tied. They are ideal for burlesque, glamour models, pole dancers, or for some sophisticated added spice in the bedroom. Make sure you’re dressed for success at any black bow affair and look snappy on the stage or the bedroom!


Filthy Humor: Madonna Nip-Slip


5. Butterfly Delight

Every fairy needs wings; and you can borrow the wings of a butterfly with these Butterfly Nipple Covers. These pasties will make all the other critters crawl out of their cocoons to watch you spread your fabulous wings. There is nothing sweeter than kisses from a butterfly, and you can be grabbing all the attention with these. There will be no need to sting, because you’ll be floating like a butterfly. Now who says butterflies have no bite?

4. Lip Service

What could be better than a sexy pair of lips? How about a pair of lips on your nips? These Lips Service PAS-TiTS are the answer to that question! Perfect for when you want to give some sexy lip action, you can plant these kisses to add some extra love. These teasingly fun pasties are for a makeout session. Wear these and we guarantee that even if no one has their lips locked on you, they can’t help but to pucker up when you’re in sight.



3. Knock Out

Be the star of your own show with these Black Star Pasties. These fun and flirty glitter pasties will dazzle and delight as they draw the eye to your natural charms. They are great, teasingly sexy, naughty, fabulous, and have the power to adapt to any breast, bringing out the inner superwoman in anyone. They will keep you shining until the very end. Dare to wear them under your evening clothes or with nothing but a smile.

2. Perky Pot Leaves

If your name is Mary Jane, these Green Leaf Cannabis Pastease will be perfect for you to send everyone up in smoke. 4/20 friendly, these pasties are in the shape of your favorite plant and are soft, cute, and legal everywhere! Perfect for any princess high cannabis queen costume, you will forever be known as the friend with weed. Which everyone knows, a friend with weed, is a friend indeed. So show off your love for cannabis and enjoy these trippy little pasties. The greatest thing is that you don’t have to worry about any stems or seeds.



1. Nip Slip

Nipple Pasties By Pastease are perfect for #freethenipple! At last women can bare their nipples – so long as they’re anatomically male. It might seem like these little guys were created to clown on Facebook’s “no pictures of female breasts” policy. If you’re all for #freethenipple, but you’d like to wear a sheer top without the whole neighborhood seeing your nips, you can wear these little boob hats that are a cheeky swipe at the anti-woman prudes. These are fabric nipples over actual nipples. Meta-nipples. Inception nipples. The world would be a better place if all pasties were painted to look like nipples. Get around the censorship rules by wearing these pasties that look like nipples, instead of having to cut and paste Micol Hebron’s male nipple template.

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