Why People Think Sofia Vergara Is Hot

Why do so many people think Sofia Vergara is hot?

There is nothing like a good old-fashioned hour glass shape to get the heart pumping. The Viagra set loves it, the adolescents love it, the lesbians love it; face it, everyone likes to have something to hold onto. She has got it and she knows how to work it. She can work a dress like nobody’s business. She is so hot, she makes her Kmart clothing line look hot. She could look hot in a hefty bag.

Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara

The accent. Men like nothing more than a sexy accent; unless, of course, it’s a naked woman with a sexy accent (or a naked woman that does not speak at all). They cannot understand a word she says, but it doesn’t matter because it sounds good. If it gives him an erection, he goes with it. She could be telling him that his breath smells like a sewer and his balls are the size of peanuts and he will just nod and smile. When she rolls her r’s he just imagines what else she can do with her tongue.

The hair. Her hair takes on a life of its own when she moves. The color, the shine, the way it enhances her ass. She even makes dandruff shampoo sexy. You need to be pretty damn hot to pull off a head and shoulders commercial. That is no easy feat; could not even see Julia Roberts pulling that off.

Her sense of humor. It’s not always about what’s below the neck that counts (though in her case, it is a big part). She can make you laugh while turning you on. A true gift.